I shouldn't do this --
By keeping tabs on everyone we make our world a better place
I promised myself that I wouldn't just use this to link to things on the internets,
A plastic panacaea for the problems of our populace
no matter how good they are
Thus Britain's streets will once again become a bold utopia
-- but this is really very, very fine.
Our freedom will be guaranteed (so long as they know where we are)
In fact, I think I'd go so far as to say it's splendid.
Each card will be a testament to our great nation's unity
We'll flash our cards with pride at each and every opportunity
In fact without one you'll a become practical nonentity
It is the card that proves you have a notional identity!
Update: Don't vote Labour.
I should probably link to this